LILY: "I worry that humanity has been advanced to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle. I worry no matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up. I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark but so can the fleas. One thing that I have no worry about is whether God exists. It has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist." |